"My first memory was when I was three years old. My dad set me up on the dresser, and said: ‘Jump to daddy!’ Then he let me fall and said, ‘Don’t trust anyone.’ He was twisted like that. I’m pretty sure that’s why I’m a loner."
In the beginning:
Work harder to appreciate your ordinary day.
Forever the cutest scene!
I survived high school with them.
I want to go back to prom
My two white boooos, lulz
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
“tired” isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point
Liam Payne looking good.
When we’re done here, will you braid my hair?
Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake show you how hashtags sound in real life.
Ways to save money
1. Stop enjoying life
The hardest things about a new friendship is trying to find out the boundary for jokes.
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